Laughter,the best Malaysian

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erm..actually,i want to post somthing..it just some kind of rest our mind..juz enjoy dis,k!

Japanese tourist

A Japanese tourist hailed a taxi at Ampang Point and asked to be taken to KLIA. On the way, a car zoomed by and the tourist responded, " Oh, Toyota! Made in Japa. vERY fast!"

Not too long after, another car flew by the taxi. "Oh, Nissan! Made in Japan. Very fast!"

Yet another car zipped by. " Oh, Mitsubishi! Made in Japan. Very fast!"

The taxi driver, complete 100% Malaysian, was starting to get a little irritated that the Japanese-made cars were passing his Proton Saga yet another car passed his cab right as they turning into the airport. "Oh,Honda!Made in Japan. Very fast!"

The taxi driver arrived at the airport abd pointed to the meter and said,"One hundred twenty rinngit!"

"One hundred twenty ringgit? Why so much?" the Japanese asked.

"Taxi meter!Made in Japan!Very fast!"

Moral : don`t be so proud,coz it may harm us!

one more story :

Smart Aleck

There was this smart aleck who sent the following email to his dad from his college in the US:

Dear Dad,

I am making a lot$ of friend$ and $tudying like nobody`$ bu$ine$$ and I am $imply $o happy $ince I came to the U$. $end my love and ki$$e$ to mum and my baby $i$ter.

Love,
Your $ON

The dad replied as follows :

Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep an hoNOur`s student busy. Do NOt forget the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task.

Love,
Your Dad

p/s do u got what it means?
he wants to ask some $$$$ laaarrr....read it again~

dis two story i got from

Laughter,the best Medicine Malaysia

it juz a joke,k!!